Goldfish Crackers Are Now ‘Chilean Sea Bass’ Crackers (for a Little Whereas)

Goldfish crackers have formally been renamed “Chilean Sea Bass” crackers. Is that this some sort of warped joke? A perverted Halloween snack rip-off? How very dare they! Don’t fret—it’s only for per week.

The seven-day rebrand was chosen as an “adult-sounding” title, in line with their web site, nonetheless the contents of the bundle deal hold the an similar—baked Cheddar-containing fish-shaped bites. Goldfish are for kids. Chilean Sea Bass are for adults. They’re one. (Sorry to get all The Substance on you.)

This title swap started on Wednesday and continues through Oct. 30. They’re unlikely easy to get your palms on, nonetheless. You gained’t be capable of uncover them in your native grocery retailer; inside the event you might be compelled to get them for the fragile title alone (and actually nothing else) it is important to get them organized from the Goldfish Smiles web site, priced at $7.38 for a two pack. Bear in mind, they may promote out each day. You may ought to signal on at 9a.m. Japanese Time to order whereas offers remaining for the day. (As quickly as further, why although?)

As an grownup who can select from many crackers contained in the grocery retailer, I would love they went the additional mile and really flavored them like Chilean sea bass. That is almost definitely why I’m not inside the marketing and promoting enterprise. (That acknowledged, Calbee shrimp chips are freakin’ scrumptious, so why not take a hazard?) Throughout the event you too search a mode with a bit additional pizzazz, the choice fashionable flavors of Goldfish, like pizza, pretzel, Frank’s Pink Scorching, and parmesan may enchantment to your refined grownup palate. These have the an similar earlier title, nonetheless a minimal of they’re simpler to go looking on the grocery retailer shelf.